I don't want no remnants of nonsense*

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Pisces

You are on a journey. It will take you from here to September. Along the way, it will bring you much drama and much magic. It begins pretty much now with the decision that you are in the process of making. Inwardly, you already know what must be right. Trust what you feel and try not to be distracted by the various doubts and uncertainties which keep bubbling up in your mind. Most are cropping up to confuse you, not to enlighten you. Give them one quick chance to prove their validity and if they can't, dismiss them.

Um yeah, aren't these stupid things supposed to HELP you, not confuse you so you don't know what to do? Inwardly, I don't know what's right so why can't you just tell me. BLIMEY! Just so you don't think I'm totally crackers, I don't ACTUALLY live my life by this stuff but I'll be damned if it isn't SPOOKILY ACCURATE, which is what they say on their website. Truth in advertising, people.

* This was from a quote from one of the contestants on Project Runway last night. It was freaking hilarious when he said it because he's super fabulously gay and said it about his model, who was in charge of buying his fabric. Imagine it being said with a combination of fabulousness and disdain. It has nothing to do with anything and it's probably a misquote anyway but there it is.