I hear an echo in here. Oh wait, that's me...me...me...

Pisces, July 10

We all know the scenario. Someone asks you to do something... or you open a package and follow the instructions. It can't be done. It isn't working. Presumably, you have failed to understand something. So you keep trying, not wanting to appear foolish. In desperation, you ask for help. And you are told, 'Oh yes, sorry, we forgot to give you this - or tell you that'. The chaos surrounding you this weekend is not your fault. To do something constructive about it, you may well need to ask what seems like a silly question.

See, it's not my fault. EVER.

So, did you see that tumbleweed blow though here a minute ago? Yeah, it's because there isn't shit going on and this place is as exciting as the middle of Kansas (no offense to the fine people of Kansas. I live in Missouri so who the hell do I think I am.) You see, I have this condition called a toddler and for some strange reason, he won't just sit quietly and let me blog all the live long day. What a jerk. On top of that, I also have this other thing called a job and this THIRD thing called my dreamy side cake business that takes up the remaining 13 minutes of free time I have left in a day. Seriously. I find myself scheduling my bathroom visits at this point. SWEET JESUS WHEN WILL IT STOP? That said, I'm going to try to be a good blogger and post at least a couple times a week. Maybe. I can't guarantee it will be anything you would want to spend your time reading but you have free will and the internet's a big place so do what you need to do.

Honestly I don't know what I'm worrying about since I have about 3 readers left and two of those are related to me (HI MOM) and one of those two IS me and I'm used to disappointment. Anyway, blogging about how I don't have time to blog anymore has really put me behind so try to enjoy your weekend. I know I will because nothing says fun like a pile of laundry.